Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler
Systematic Saver Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor and appreciation for their saving skills. Our mugs feature clever designs perfect for systematic savers who like their coffee as organized as their finances.
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."
'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'
"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."
Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'
"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."
"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).
Investing your savings
Saving for College.
"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"
'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'
'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'
'And this is my strategic money reserve.'
Roasting the Moneybox
His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'
'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'
"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"
'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'
'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'
'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'
"It failed the stress test."
A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.
'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'
"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"
"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"
Systematic Saver Mugs Collection
Systematic Saver Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the organized mind of savers. A charming addition to any home or office space dedicated to financial discipline.
Systematic Saver Prints
Browse our stylish prints that highlight the clever art of saving. Ideal for decorating a home or workspace and inspiring every day savings focus.
Systematic Saver T-Shirts
Explore our fun and witty t-shirts designed for those who love to save smartly. Great for casual wear that shows off their financial finesse.