Spontaneous Saver Mugs

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The Mattress Savings Bank

Piggy Bank ATM

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Please tell me you still have my cocktail napkin. I mapped out the whole campaign on it.'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

Scrooge and his piggy bank

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'