System Beater Mugs

Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Günter Grass

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Music for car stereos

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

What If?

Cymbal Player's Music Book

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Hi Fi

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Destroying Music Speakers.

Assorted Musicians