System Beater Mugs

Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Music for car stereos

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Hi Fi

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Destroying Music Speakers.

Assorted Musicians

Occupy crunch