Synonym Aficionado Pillows

"Did you chew my thesaurus? I am angry, annoyed, cross, furious, ratty, upset, irritable, peeved, exasperated and put out."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

A small heart within a big heart.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

Love Mix Ups.