Synonym Aficionado Pillows

"Did you chew my thesaurus? I am angry, annoyed, cross, furious, ratty, upset, irritable, peeved, exasperated and put out."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Love Birds love just being together

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

You just keep giving.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

A small heart within a big heart.

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"