Synchronized Whiner T-Shirts

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I'm a monster."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Your shell or mine?"

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"The rabbit got lost."

Another episode of History Revealed!

War Snail

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'