Synchronized Humor Gifts

Women's Synchronized Peeing

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

Pastor of Muppets

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

The synchronized shower event.

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Fauna Hybrids

The dream works when the team works!

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

"Dude, don't say it..."

Perks of self-employment.

"I knew you'd like this place."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

The flies in my soup are doing synchronized swimming. The chef is a big Busby Berkely fan.

"You can learn important lessons in leadership from studying sport, but I was thinking more about rugby than synchronised swimming."

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"What a coincidence! I'm a new dad too!"

Synchronized swimmers going over a waterfall.

Social distancing

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.