Symphony Simmerer Pillows

Whistling tea kettle.

Concert Pianist.

Baby Mozart.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Maestro

Musical Bicycle.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"I could live with an 'Unfinished Symphony', but you never got started..."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Beethoven's 10th

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Musician having a brain scan.

Quartet on surfboards

'No, look at my alphabet soup, it says OMG.'

Vienna Brass Ensemble

Cherub playing the cello.

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

'It's a remarkably accessible wine - £2.99 a bottle from Lidl.'

Toddler playing the cello

Conductor with video-head

Beethoven's last.

Mountain Quartet