Symphony Showman Pillows

'Piano Player'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Edward Elgar.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Jerry's dancing dogs

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Anton Bruckner.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

The Abominable Showman...

Ralph Vaughan Williams

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

An interview with Codlin and Short

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

'Show off!'

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

P.T. Barnum caricature.

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

Ludwig van Beethoven

Quartet of Chefs

Benjamin Britten.

The giants waiting on the dwarfs

Punch in the churchyard