Sympathy Giver T-Shirts

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Get well soon!

Man with broken leg in cast.

Thank you

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Woman carrying a love heart

Hot flashes

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Harvey before and after.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Sling

Africa

Stuffed.

'I think he's saying he wants a hug.'

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

Type A Flu.

"I'm sorry your head hurts, sweetie - is there anything I can do to make you shut up about it?"

Sympathy Cards

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

Cards

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

The Tramp of Human Rights

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

You spoil that dog, cap'n.

The Anxious School Drop Off