Sympathetic Partner Prints

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Chins up.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"Ask me about my long face."

"She no longer laughs at my joke."

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

'We give credit where credit is due.'

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

Fortunately, behind every great God is a great Goddess.

"Empathising with your pregnant wife is laudable, but you've taken it too far - you're pregnant."

A man who survived cancer and his wife.

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

War & Peace

'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'

Reparations? How Can You Justify That?

"Anything horrible going on in your life?"

". . . Neither of you are fat, but I am. When thin people call themselves fat and gross what does that imply about me?"

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."

'For goodness sake, do it properly! Use your EYES! It's all about the EYES!!'

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

"I will never let you drown."