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'Cheer up...'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Cares and woes.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Little Piano

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Hot flashes

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'OK, nod a little slower this time. Then let's work on saying 'mm-hmm, go on' ...you try it.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Unsound

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

4th of July and PTSD

'My life is a joke.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'