Sympathetic Ear Seeker Mugs

'Cheer up...'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Cares and woes.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Unsound

'My life is a joke.'

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

4th of July and PTSD