Symmetry Seekers Mugs

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A child interrupting family prayers

"Then what happened?"

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

A Palindrome Cow.

Cow yin yang spots.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Charles Baudelaire

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Eureka

= too complex

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Sunset