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"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Safe under mattress.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

Pig Bank Hammer

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Just a thought on nooses.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Saving for Winter.

Security Blanket.

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Exploding Piggy Bank

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

Today's Sermon: "Keeping the faith in a stock market correction."

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