Symbolic Farewell Prints

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

Best Scapegoat

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

The Month of August

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."