Symbolic Art Appreciator T-Shirts

Novak Djokovic

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Peace Locked in a Cage

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'