Sworn Santa Sidekick Pillows

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

The other days of the year...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Big Football

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

Child on Christmas Eve

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

'So it's agreed then. Sir Galahad will head the Grail Fact Finding Mission!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'