Swordplay Satirist Prints

'Methinks thou are a day late and a shilling short."

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Corporate pirate.

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Scheduel.

The strong corna war

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'