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"Why is humor your only defense mechanism?"

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Cyclops are bad pirate captains. . .

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'I think I've scored.'

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Let's hit the Beech."

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"