Sword-in-the-stone Aficionados Prints

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Late BroomStick

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Pub Kendo.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Sawrd Fighting

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Dog Statue

Scheduel.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Fencing Lessons

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Battle.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.