Sword Fight Fan Mugs

Epic Battles

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

The Karate Kitten.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Pub Kendo.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Wrestling Champion.