Switchboard Surfers Prints

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

Turtle Hat

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Another nice wave.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Moving Van.

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Line for a funnel cake stand.

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"Excuse me....water!!"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

A shark ventriloquist.

If you see something, buy something.

Mobility Park.

The Underground Police

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Wind Surfing