Swiss Army Knife Enthusiast Prints

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

'And this bit is for poking air traffic controllers when they fall asleep.'

"Best of three?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Banting in the Yeomanry

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Ancient Weapons

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Battle.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Panzer Hut.

Cheese Hole

Swiss Knife With Computer Cursor

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Soldier.

Looking Daggers

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'