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"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golf

Golfers lost on the road