Swing Set Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"This is my man cave."

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Swing without a tree

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Golf

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

Time Tree