Swing Master Mugs

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

"One More Swing."

'Remind me to give this caddy a big tip.'

Golfer thrashing about. The pro looks on and says 'Look, try missing it'.

'What a divot?.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

A bride and a groom on a swing