Swing Master Mugs

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

Tiger Woods,

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

"One More Swing."

'Remind me to give this caddy a big tip.'

Golfer thrashing about. The pro looks on and says 'Look, try missing it'.

'What a divot?.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Swinging

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'