Swine Flu Survivors Pillows

"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"The first one's just a warning."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Covid and Restarting School

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Don't have a hot flush....

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Working from Home

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

To-Let Town Centre Map

Coronavirus

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."