Swimming With Sharks Prints

Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Horror movies

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Food Chain

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."