Swimming Scout Mugs

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Is the water cold?'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Fishy tail.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Sign Him.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'Some scout he is!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Jealousy

"You're overthinking this."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Artist Misses the Point