Swimming Scout Mugs

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Fishy tail.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Sign Him.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"You're overthinking this."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Artist Misses the Point