Swimming Hopeful Prints

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'