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"Sorry, it's over, I finally found someone who loves to swim ad to laugh as much as I do."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Cling-On Dog

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Sun Worship

Little boys

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Single men in Tahiti

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Lapdogs

Best Pals

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Gus never found the perfect wave