Swim-a-lot T-Shirts

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Marco ..."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"They're so like us."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Fish snorkling above water.