Sweets Collecting Pillows

Vegetarian Birds

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Patissier

Whale Piñata.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Easter Bunny!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Shark with fish lollipops

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Steroids."