Sweet-tooth Star Gifts

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

American Pastry

Candy Corn Dracula

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Dieting is for losers.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Nice try, buy candy corn is not a vegetable."

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

Festistive Devices

'More custard please.'

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'After pieces of eight mints'