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'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Ninja bread men"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Layer cake

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Chocolate Shop

Cake Friday!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'