Sweeping Saint Mugs

Jesus swept.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

Next World Tours

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Lost santa and reindeer.

"The lost password department's that way."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Done saving the world for today."

St David's Day

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Artistic Street Sweeper

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Latte Day Saints

Things to do in the area.

Rudolph's Mask

Pope Francis

You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Yeah. You loved it, but then once you saw that "Birds of a Feather" episode, you hated it. Yeah. But now I love it again, because of season 2 episode 18: "To Bind the Wounds." Particularly the scene starting at 36 minutes and 11 seconds, and the rest of the way through. By the end of it, I was sobbing like a baby. I don't think there's anything worse than a grown man sobbing at his iPhone. You can see me sob at the 43:28 mark in my reac

Heaven II

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Hop-scotching monk.

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

"Do you know what happened to my St. Pius figurine?"

Saint Mother Teresa of Calcuta

"Only St. Bernards are allowed in."

"Do you think Tia Carmen will notice?"