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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"The Smorgasbord came to read your meter, but you were out."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Zora Neale Hurston

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Edvard Grieg

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Easter Candy Island.

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Existential Risk

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

TV stage door

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"