Swap Stars Mugs

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Christmas tree exchange

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

God creating the galaxy.

"How?"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'I'm coping.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Chi Kick

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

"A shooting star! Make a wish, Billy, you ugly doofus."

'So, Commander - what can you tell us about your secret mission to study Earth's shooting stars?' - 'No comet.'

"What time does the outdoors close?"