Swamp Story Fan Prints

Fearless Frog Part 1

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

The chosen few

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Never think outside the box!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Vampire Humor

Cape costume

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Fearless Frog Part 16

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."