Swamp Life Mugs

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

A little green monster

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.