Swaggering Schnauzer Prints

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'Is he sitting?'

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Rare four-leaf Schnauzer

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

Extended Stay.

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

'Oh no, not you again.'

'Rusty, stay!'

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

The Snake Charmer

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

Hair of the dog spot: miniature schnauzer