Sustainable Skeptic Prints

Shoot, I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just wanna look like I could!

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Bio fuel bread.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Quiz

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"Although not an unqualified success the climate summit has pointed us in the right direction..."

"The world takes aim at global warming targets."

Wind farms

"So much for global warming!"

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."