Sustainable Dining Dynamo Mugs

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The Velvet Mesquite

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Engineer on the move.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Olive Oil

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'They use paper plates.'

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."