Sustainability Stars Gifts

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Climate Crisis

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

New Year 2020

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Local, free-range bug juice.

Solar Cars

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.