Sustainability Stars Gifts

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Climate Crisis

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

New Year 2020

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Global warming