Suspense Enthusiast Prints

Scared shadow.

"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"

'. . .Please make yourself comfortable in the Edward Snowden Lounge.'

Mafia Small Talk

'Do you every get the feeling you're being washed?'

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

"Well - I did say it was off the back of a lorry..."

"He's always been a master of suspense."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Selling lemon latt�

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.