Suspender Stylist Prints

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."