Sushi Sorcerers Gifts

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Hardware and software

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi Train Spotters

Maestro

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Shrimp cook

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sushi Cat

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

'Who's the sushi?.'

"Some volcano roll!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"This just came in!"

Living on the Wild Side