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"We'd like a table overlooking two chairs"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Sushi Cat

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."