Sushi Novice Pillows

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Today we learned to count to one.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi and the Cat

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Delivery!"

Sushi Train Set.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Shrimp cook

Sushi for two, please.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Feng Sushi