Sushi Fanatic Pillows

"Some volcano roll!"

"Got any Salmon"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Delivery!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi Train Set.

Sushi and the Cat

Sushi Train Spotters

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Job interview!"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

Sushi Cat

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'